Bathtime triptych

*this is me, henry, offended and skeptical at the mere mention of the thought of the possibility of a bath*

*here i am, the next day, happy to be playing near the bath. i must point out, however, that i am clothed. happily clothed.*

*this morning, i promised to relinquish my birthright as first born son if my mom would let me play in the tub.*

*i still haven't sat down in the water. don't push your luck*

respectfully yours,
hpk